>A farmer finally decided to buy a TV. The store assured him that they > >would install the antenna and TV the next day. > > > >The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only > >political ads on every channel. The next morning he turned the TV on > >and found only political ads again. > > > >When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again but still only found > >political ads. > > > >The next day when he still found only political ads he called the store > >to complain. The owner said that it was impossible for every channel to > >only have political ads, but agreed to send their repairman to check the > >TV. > > > >When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found that the farmer was > >right. After looking at the TV for a while he went outside to check the > >antenna. In a few minutes he returned and told the farmer he had found > >the problem. > > > >The antenna had been installed on top of the windmill and grounded to > >the manure spreader. ;D
"You Gotta Stand For Something Or You'll Fall For Anything."