Post by lynnb2 on Jun 4, 2005 14:08:55 GMT -5
>A farmer finally decided to buy a TV. The store assured him that they
> >would install the antenna and TV the next day.
> >
> >The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only
> >political ads on every channel. The next morning he turned the TV on
> >and found only political ads again.
> >
> >When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again but still only found
> >political ads.
> >
> >The next day when he still found only political ads he called the store
> >to complain. The owner said that it was impossible for every channel to
> >only have political ads, but agreed to send their repairman to check the
> >TV.
> >
> >When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found that the farmer was
> >right. After looking at the TV for a while he went outside to check the
> >antenna. In a few minutes he returned and told the farmer he had found
> >the problem.
> >
> >The antenna had been installed on top of the windmill and grounded to
> >the manure spreader. ;D
> >would install the antenna and TV the next day.
> >
> >The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only
> >political ads on every channel. The next morning he turned the TV on
> >and found only political ads again.
> >
> >When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again but still only found
> >political ads.
> >
> >The next day when he still found only political ads he called the store
> >to complain. The owner said that it was impossible for every channel to
> >only have political ads, but agreed to send their repairman to check the
> >TV.
> >
> >When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found that the farmer was
> >right. After looking at the TV for a while he went outside to check the
> >antenna. In a few minutes he returned and told the farmer he had found
> >the problem.
> >
> >The antenna had been installed on top of the windmill and grounded to
> >the manure spreader. ;D