Marsha walks into a saloon and sees a good looking cowboy setting down with his exceptionally large boots propped up on the table. "Is it true what they say about men who have big feet?" she asks. "Sure is" the cowboy says. "Why don't you come back to my place and see for yourself." "What the hell" Marsha says. They spend the night at his place and the next morning Marsha hands the cowboy a $100. "Im flattered" the cowboy says. "I've never been paid for my services before" "Don't be ,"Says Marsha,"This is to pay for a pair of boots that fit." ;D
"You Gotta Stand For Something Or You'll Fall For Anything."