A blonde wanting to earn some money,decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started canvassing a nearby well-to -to neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house,and asked the owner if he has any odd jobs for her to do ."Well,you can paint my porch" he said."How much will you charge me ? " he asked. The blonde ,after looking about responded,'How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. A short time later,the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes" the blonde replied "and I had paint left over., so I gave it two coats" Impressed ,the man reached into his pocket for the $50. "and by the way" the blonde added,"it's not a porch ,it's a Lexus."
"You Gotta Stand For Something Or You'll Fall For Anything."