This one isn't as funny as the other one but it is pretty darn good.
"so i have a gyno appt during my lunch break today...i have a chance to run home before i head over there. i'm in a hurry, so i run into my bathroom and grab a damp rag sitting beside the sink to quickly "freshen up" (the kind that we know we all do before climbing onto the exam table), absent-mindedly throw it in the hamper, and run out the door to my appointment.
fast fwd. to dr's office, spread eagle in the stirrups, dr. says, 'well well mrs. so-and-so, i see you took some *extra care* this morning before coming in...' i laugh nervously, thinking doc is just making appreciative conversation, but briefly wondering what she's referring to....exam ends and i head back to work and dismiss the entire encounter...
get home later that night, and am cleaning up after dinner when my 5-yr-old daughter comes in and asks, 'mommy, have you seen the rag i used this morning to clean up all the glitter i spilled on your bathroom floor?'