Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to Her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's Bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
"You Gotta Stand For Something Or You'll Fall For Anything."
Post by TNBullRidinGirl on Sept 3, 2005 17:51:39 GMT -5
lol yeah I stand on the fence right behind the players....wow I get distracted easily..and when they're stretching. Ok I better quit that lol I still like cowboys in wranglers better. But hey...last night we beat the team that is predicted to be #1 in West TN this season. Yall write this down...the Westview Chargers will be winning the state championship this year!!! lol I get so serious and mad at football games it ain't even funny. That joke sounds like somethin my cousin would say lol.
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