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Post by HThrash on Sept 30, 2005 8:12:28 GMT -5
September 26, 2005 A seven-year-old boy was at the center of the courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Oklahoma Sooners, who the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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Post by CThrash13 on Sept 30, 2005 17:11:10 GMT -5
Man, that is like sweet music to my ears. That is the best joke I've read in awhile. I'm glad I'm an Okie St. fan. 3-0 baby! I bet Cammy will love this one.
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Post by usao99 on Sept 30, 2005 20:37:18 GMT -5
I agree 100% Cody great joke and great time to be an OSU fan 3-0...sad thing is I heard this joke last year but it said OSU at the end of the joke but we can keep that on the D.L.
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Post by HThrash on Oct 3, 2005 8:03:58 GMT -5
Well I thought you boys would like that. Cammy may ban me from the board when she reads this though:)
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Post by luvarodeoman on Oct 3, 2005 8:14:37 GMT -5
I actually just got this one in an email a few days ago and was goin to post it but thought it was in very bad taste.... hehehehe jk Holly! Like guru said OSU was the original team at the end but it still is a good one no matter whom it offends ..... how bout them EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH? ;D
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Post by CThrash13 on Oct 3, 2005 12:07:51 GMT -5
Well, I'll take some of that humble pie now. You want some as well GURU?
After a 34-0 loss to Colorado, I think we need to change the joke to what it originally said. :/
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Post by usao99 on Oct 3, 2005 13:15:54 GMT -5
All I can do is shake my head in agreement and keep my mouth shut
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