children are always listening

[luvarodeoman]

lol all u parents out there, just because the door is locked and U think they are asleep....think again!



For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a
10-speed bicycle. His
>>
>> father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the
mortgage on this
house is
>>
>> $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's
no way we can
afford
>>
>> it." The next day the father saw little Patrick
heading out the
front
>>
>> door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are
you going?"
Little
>>
>> Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room
last night heard
you
>>
>> telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you to wait
>>
>> because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if
I'm staying here
by
>> myself
>>

>> with an $80,000 mortgage & no bicycle!"

[HThrash]

Now that is a good one!