Realistically/Potentially

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Realistically/Potentially
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>>A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad,
>>what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
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>>The father thought for moment, then answered,
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>>"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
>>for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she
>>would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
>>then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt
>>for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
>>learn from that."
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>>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
>>sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
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>>The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
>>really use that money to fix up the house and send you
>>kids to a great University!"
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>>The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
>>you slee with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
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>>The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would
>>sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! "
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>>The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you
>>sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
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>>"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
>>much a million bucks would buy?"
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>>The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went
>>back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find
>>out the difference between potentially and
>>realistically?"
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>>The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are
>>sitting on Three Million Dollars..............
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>>but Realistically,......... we're living with two
>>sluts and a queer