Post by dairymary on Jan 15, 2006 4:50:28 GMT -5
> > Ten Thoughts to Ponder
> >
> >
> > Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
> >
> > Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest
> > possible rate at which one can
> > die.
> >
> > Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
> > If you see him without
> > an erection, make him a sandwich!
> >
> > Number 7 - Give a person a fish and! you feed them
> > for a day; teach a person
> > to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
> > weeks.
> >
> > Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not
> > really good for anything,
> > but you still can't help but smile when you see one
> > tumble down the stairs.
> >
> > Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
> > someday, lying in hospitals
> > dying of nothing.
> >
> > Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
> > weather. It pays no
> > attention to criticism.
> >
> > Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you
> > two hundred dollars and a
> > substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
> >
> > Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the
> > world weird. Now the
> > world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
> > normal.
> >
> > AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
> >
> > We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease
> > is located among the
> > millions and millions of cows in America but we
> > haven't got a clue as to
> > where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists
> > are located. Maybe we
> > should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
> > of immigration.
> >
> >
> > Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
> >
> > Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest
> > possible rate at which one can
> > die.
> >
> > Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
> > If you see him without
> > an erection, make him a sandwich!
> >
> > Number 7 - Give a person a fish and! you feed them
> > for a day; teach a person
> > to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
> > weeks.
> >
> > Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not
> > really good for anything,
> > but you still can't help but smile when you see one
> > tumble down the stairs.
> >
> > Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
> > someday, lying in hospitals
> > dying of nothing.
> >
> > Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
> > weather. It pays no
> > attention to criticism.
> >
> > Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you
> > two hundred dollars and a
> > substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
> >
> > Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the
> > world weird. Now the
> > world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
> > normal.
> >
> > AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
> >
> > We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease
> > is located among the
> > millions and millions of cows in America but we
> > haven't got a clue as to
> > where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists
> > are located. Maybe we
> > should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
> > of immigration.