30 Things A Stressed Woman Might Say At Work Jan 26, 2006 15:00:35 GMT -5 Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by HThrash on Jan 26, 2006 15:00:35 GMT -5 30 THINGS STRESSED WOMEN MAY SAY AT WORK1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un@#@& you.2. You say I'm a pregnant dog like it's a bad thing.3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.4. Well, aren't we a d**n ray of sunshine?5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.6. Do I look like a people person?7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no23. You look like ##!@. Is that the style now?24. Earth is full. Go home.25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.29. If !&!&&**s could fly, this place would be an airport.30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-!*##?