Post by pbrokie on Feb 10, 2006 15:36:11 GMT -5
>>> Little Old Lady Entrepreneur
>>>
>>>
>>> A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
>>>plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in
>>>one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying
>>>out of it onto the pavement.
>>>
>>> Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20
>>>bills "d**n!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and
>>>see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
>>>
>>> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all
>>>that money?" Did you steal it?"
>>>
>>> "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard
>>>backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time
>>>there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right
>>>into my flower beds!"
>>>
>>> "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,
>>>and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the
>>>bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs
>>>the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
>>>
>>> "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....
>>>
>>>
>>> A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
>>>plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in
>>>one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying
>>>out of it onto the pavement.
>>>
>>> Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20
>>>bills "d**n!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and
>>>see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
>>>
>>> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all
>>>that money?" Did you steal it?"
>>>
>>> "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard
>>>backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time
>>>there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right
>>>into my flower beds!"
>>>
>>> "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,
>>>and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the
>>>bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs
>>>the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
>>>
>>> "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....
