Post by jamiesjustapbrfan on Apr 20, 2006 16:27:04 GMT -5
You might be a Redneck Jedi Knight if...
- You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
- You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
- At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.
- You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
- You describe the taste of an Ewok as "jus' like chicken".
- You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard.
- The worst part of spending time on planet Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters".
- Wookies are offended by your B.O.
- You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial.
- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"
- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
- You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.
- You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
- You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
- You kinda think that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
- You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire "them d**n Yankees."
- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
- In your opinion, that Cee-Threepio fellow "just ain't right."
- You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy recliner.
- The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it.
- You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along.
- You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
- You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
- At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.
- You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
- You describe the taste of an Ewok as "jus' like chicken".
- You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard.
- The worst part of spending time on planet Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters".
- Wookies are offended by your B.O.
- You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial.
- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"
- You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
- You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.
- You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
- You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
- You kinda think that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
- You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire "them d**n Yankees."
- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
- In your opinion, that Cee-Threepio fellow "just ain't right."
- You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy recliner.
- The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it.
- You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along.