Post by jamiesjustapbrfan on Apr 20, 2006 16:30:22 GMT -5
1. I came, I thawed, I transferred.... 2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy. 3. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski. 4. Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy. 5. Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito. 6. One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold. 7. Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears. 8. Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world. 9. Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon. 10. Land of many cultures - mostly throat. 11. Where the elite meet sleet. 12. Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS 13. Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here. 14. Minnesota - glove it or leave it. 15. Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today? 16. There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter. 17. Many are cold, but few are frozen. 18. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa! 19. WARNING: You are entering Minnesota, Please use an alternate route! 20. Minnesota: theater of sneezes. 21. Jack Frost must like Minnesota - he spends half his life there. 22. Land of 10,000 Petersons. 23. Land of the ski and home of the crazed. 24. Minnesota - home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where the d**n river starts!) 25. 10,000 lakes and no sharks! 26. In Minnesota ducks don't fly, people do!