The Farmer and the Ag student

[gemma]

A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young
Man drives in and comes to the door.

"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of
Milkweed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out
And got some milk?"

"You don't get milk from milkweed," the farmer replied.

"Oh yes you can, " said the young man, "I have a degree in
Agriculture from Texas A&M, I know all about it."

"Well, help yourself," said the farmer.

He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with
Two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch
When the same young man drove up.

"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk,

I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fencerow. I
Wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"

"You don't get honey from honeysuckle," said the farmer.

Again, the young man explained about his degree from
A&M, so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey.

Soon the young man came back to his car with two
Buckets full of honey.

The next day the same young man drove up to the
Farmer's' house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the
Honey, I noticed you had some girl thingy willow down by the
Creek."

The farmer said,
"Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you....."

[gemma]

#cowboy#
Subject: A Texas Cowboy

A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the
pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the
store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could
help the gentleman.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more
comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional
and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me
to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of
problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could
give me for it.

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister.

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car,
and $3,000 a month plus living expenses."

[dairymary]

those are great jokes!!! finally some new ones i havent heard! thanks!