Post by gemma on Oct 20, 2006 17:27:36 GMT -5
A man was
walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.
Walking
faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an
upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the
man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind
him
faster...
faster...
BUMP..
BUMP...
BUMP.
He runs up to his
door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the
door behind him.
However, the casket
crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his
heels the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to
the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his
head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With
a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and
clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for
something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket...
and,
The
coffin stops!
#mfr_lol#
walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.
Walking
faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an
upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the
man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind
him
faster...
faster...
BUMP..
BUMP...
BUMP.
He runs up to his
door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the
door behind him.
However, the casket
crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his
heels the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to
the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his
head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With
a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and
clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for
something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket...
and,
The
coffin stops!
#mfr_lol#
